Thursday 16 August 2012

BUFF Daddy

If I have you as a friend on Facebook or if you follow me on Twitter you would have seen my big announcement that I made the other day. I am going to be a Father. Now I know what your all thinking that " Him.... A Dad? NEVER" But I'm going to be a great parent. Not looking for any sympathy but not having a Dad, no infact having a complete wanker of a Dad that I've never met is going to drive me to be the best Daddy I can. I am genuinely the most excited I've ever been, its going to be a massive journey for me on the way to maturity.....Could take a while.

Celine and I have known about the pregnancy for nearly two months now and its been really hard to keep a secret from all our friends and family. We wanted to wait until we had the 12 week scan before we would tell anyone. My life changed forever while I was in the middle of nowhere in Hungary. I hadn't spoke to Celine in a few days so thought I better give her a phone to let her know that I'm alive. The previous phone call from me ended in me bawling my eyes out in a phone box in Dresden, Germany so I was determined to keep the tears at bay and just have a normal conversation. Ohh how that plan went to fuck. I'll remember those two words for the rest of my life..... "I'm Pregnant". BANG knees to the floor in a bubbling mess. I wasn't sad though, I was completely ecstatic. When I got my shit together and manned the fuck up I said to Celine that I would be home as soon as I could. From that point to Istanbul not even the biggest mountains or strongest headwinds were going to wipe the smile off my face. I was cycling like a man possessed to try and get back home as soon as I could. That day I done 134 miles and felt like I had done 10. Now that it's all out in the open now I have been telling everyone. "Hi.... Im going to be a Dad" Literally like that. Since the scan it all feels so much more real so I've decided to get my act together and focus on bringing on my career to a new level of awesomeness. 

I am currently group personal training at what I believe to be one of the best boot camps in Britain, if not the best. Fit Body Boot Camp has let me train thousands of people to getting the best results of their life's. I am still taking 30 plus sessions at FBBC any that is interested in getting in the best shape of their life boot camp must seriously be considered. With the baby on the way I will be putting a lot more time and energy into developing my own career as a personal trainer. Anyone in Glasgow or Edinburgh that wants to look amazing and start a transformation can contact me, my details are at the bottom of this post.

Up until two weeks ago I had done no exercise since coming back from Turkey. So i have decided to set myself some new fitness goals. I want to transform from skinny cycling guy to buff muscular guy. And no before anyone asks I'm not becoming a body builder I have just decided i would like a more athletic physique. I would be happy with filling a medium t-shirt instead of the baggy small ones I have. By the time our child is born I AM going to be known as BUFF DADDY. That means that there will be a lot less cycling, by a lot less i mean virtually none. For a while at least. Since coming back from my trip I have had no motivation to get on a bike so I'm not going to force it. Instead of racing at the Scottish Cyclocross (I use the term racing very loosely) I will be there for support only, cow bell in hand!

 I am very fortunate to be in contact with three of the best independent personal trainers in Edinburgh. Let me introduce you to the team of experts that is helping me reach my BUFF DADDY goal......(drum roll)... Tom Robertson, previous health club owner and strength and conditioning extraordinaire. Matt Lazenby former competitive body builder, sweet potato specialist and lover of a nice female bottom(and occasionally male bottom). Last but not least owner of Shadow Box Fitness, Robbie Inman, has the best abs in Edinburgh, and nutrition buff. These three lads have been giving me tons of advice on training and nutrition. If your ever in the Scotsman Hotel Spa and you see four guys with little tuperware boxes with chicken, broccoli, rice or sweet potatoes thats 99% going to be one of us. check out all their websites add them on facebook ONLY if your A) not a fud and B) up for looking at hot girls bottoms. If you want to contact me about my transformation or Personal Training or you just want to give me some sort of lump sum for nothing get in contact with the details below.

Much Love
Chris
cbarr90@hotmail.co.uk
07532423182

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